Our Guide took us to Ho Chi Minh's mausoleum, where the embalmed body of Uncle Ho lies in a glass case. He's on display only 3 months out of the year (dang, we missed the viewing season) and the rest of the time his body is in Moscow being cleaned and cared for - Russians lead the world in this niche technology.
Anyway our guide gave us a long explanation of Ho's rise to power and how he ultimately defeated the French, Japanese and Americans. I have not verified these as fact, but here's their side of the story:
1- China conquers Vietnam before Christ and rules the country for 1,000 years
2- the French start "exploring" Vietnam in the 1600's and finally colonize in the 1860's and rule with an iron fist
3- Ho leaves the country in his 20's and lives around the world for the next 30 years, learning about other systems of government and other cultures. He speaks 5 languages and reads widely.
4- Ho spends 2 years in Boston and attempts to contact President Woodrow Wilson after WWI to ask for help in establishing a Vietnam free of French rule - Wilson ignores his overtures.
5 - Ho moves to Paris and joins the nascent Communist Party
6 - As Communism gains popularity and power, Ho is invited to Moscow and Beijing. He declares the creation of Communist Party of Vietnam and returns to Hanoi in the late 1930's at age 51
7- in 1941, the Japanese "invade" Vietnam, although it was a like the German invasion of Paris - it was all over pretty quickly
8 - the Japanese, with the cooperation of a Vichy-like French government, continue the brutal domination of the Vietnamese
9 - in '45, the Atomic Bomb is dropped and within weeks the Japanese are gone. Seeing his chance for the Vietnamese to take back their country, Ho makes a Declaration of Independence, the first few paragraphs sounding oddly familiar..."All people are created equal. They have natural human rights among which are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness..." - hey, he paid attention in Boston
10 - the French, emboldened by their "victory" in WW2, attack Vietnam and force Ho to the countryside. Ho contacts President Truman asking for help in getting Vietnam back to its people. His seven "Dear Harry" letters are ignored
11- the French decide to crush Ho's Viet Cong, so the French build a huge fort in Dien Bien Phu - a valley surrounded by high mountains. The locals call this valley the "bucket for bullets", making the location decision an odd one
12 - in the mid 1950's, supplied by the Russians and Chinese, VC ring the mountaintops of Dien Bien Phu with cannon and blast the French into surrender
13- as the French flee the country, a Geneva Accord is signed splitting the country temporarily into North & South. Ho rules in the north, the south is ruled by former French cronies and people claiming loyalty to the US
14- the Geneva Accord requires an election is to be held within 2 years to allow the Vietnamese people to select their government
15- sensing they will lose the election, the South Vietnamese government, with tacit US and French support, refuse to hold elections
16- furious at this betrayal, Ho declares war on the South to liberate the people who were denied the right to choose their government
17 - Vietnam War is fought for 15 years. Viet Cong win and Ho finally unites the country
18 -Pepsi is awarded the concession stand at Ho Chi Minh's former residence and does a very brisk business as Vietnam opens its economy (yes Glen -- Bill Clinton did this)
19 - Vietnam joins the World Trade Organization November 2006.
The story has an odd ring of veracity - certainly all the stuff about the French is believable.